i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
Why aren’t we sustaining ourselves off of our own fetuses? I mean stem cells are one of the healthiest things for our bodies and people don’t really care about hurting each other as evident by their actions. We have all these dumb welfare queens getting knocked up and increasing the…
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
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im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
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Katie you little bitch
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